Post subject: The "Christian Side-Hug" and the "Roughrider"
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:49 pm
Joined: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:41 am Posts: 540
Dis is fucked up, yo.
I'm a Roughrider, filled up with Christ's love... They keep using that word, I dont think it means what they think it means...
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1. 1: a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain 2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse
1:dude, bobby wore that rough rider, holy shit! i had multiple climaxes! 2:man! sarah's a rough rider!
2. Adj., (sexual): A person who excels in sex, a good lay, a ride, a sex god. Oh man, Jodi is a rough rider. I should tap that again tonight.
Girli, look at that guy? You think he looks funny, but he's a rough rider, Brenda had him last week. She couln't walk straight for three days.
3. The act of taking a shit facing the opposite way on the toilet with your arms resting on the tank, simulating riding a bucking bronco. Larry: Last night I was able to do my homework while taking a shit. Chuck: Really? Did you have to use a clipboard or something? Larry: Nah man, I pulled a rough rider, that's how I take all my shits.
4. When one dips their dong in sand in order to create a more intense bang out Lil Timmy was tired of the same loose hooker so he gave her the rough rider
Henry told the dirty mexican whore to clean the sand out of her vag from her previous rough rider rough pound slam destroy cram
5.A released prisoner on a public transportation bus that goes to jail or jail release facilities. The Wards Island bus had even more rough riders than the bus coming from Rikers. by William Gilbert Aug 17, 2005 share this
6.When you are doing a girl from behind and she rips a fart, forcing you to cover your nose with your shirt like a bandana and hold on to her hair so you don't pass out. I was banging this stanky ho doggy style and she dropped such major ass it turned into a rough rider.
Post subject: Re: The "Christian Side-Hug" and the "Roughrider"
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:58 pm
Joined: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:14 am Posts: 1608
Captain Black wrote:
Dis is fucked up, yo.
I'm a Roughrider, filled up with Christ's love... They keep using that word, I dont think it means what they think it means...
Quote:
1. 1: a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain 2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse
1:dude, bobby wore that rough rider, holy shit! i had multiple climaxes! 2:man! sarah's a rough rider!
2. Adj., (sexual): A person who excels in sex, a good lay, a ride, a sex god. Oh man, Jodi is a rough rider. I should tap that again tonight.
Girli, look at that guy? You think he looks funny, but he's a rough rider, Brenda had him last week. She couln't walk straight for three days.
3. The act of taking a shit facing the opposite way on the toilet with your arms resting on the tank, simulating riding a bucking bronco. Larry: Last night I was able to do my homework while taking a shit. Chuck: Really? Did you have to use a clipboard or something? Larry: Nah man, I pulled a rough rider, that's how I take all my shits.
4. When one dips their dong in sand in order to create a more intense bang out Lil Timmy was tired of the same loose hooker so he gave her the rough rider
Henry told the dirty mexican whore to clean the sand out of her vag from her previous rough rider rough pound slam destroy cram
5.A released prisoner on a public transportation bus that goes to jail or jail release facilities. The Wards Island bus had even more rough riders than the bus coming from Rikers. by William Gilbert Aug 17, 2005 share this
6.When you are doing a girl from behind and she rips a fart, forcing you to cover your nose with your shirt like a bandana and hold on to her hair so you don't pass out. I was banging this stanky ho doggy style and she dropped such major ass it turned into a rough rider.
Giving thanks on Thanksgiving, that I'm not one of these shitheads.
CB.
While I don't think we are born with the proclivity to be one of those shitheads, I do think that some people are born with a capacity for it: all that those of us who have it needs is to be thrown into an environment that reenforces the tendency when we are young and impressionable,. Or have an addiction or weakness that can't be gotten rid of.. As to the "rough riders..." (that DID make me laugh.) ) my mother was convinced that religious obsession with sin was a result of sexual repression and fear... and given that god knows when you are naughty and when you nice, which like sin, means sex, sex, sex... a lot of the screaming and yelling is a ploy for distracting god into being convinced of their purity without his actually taking the trouble to look inside their brains to see what is going on there. And now you point out that they are simply stupid... using words they don't understand, and haven't taken the trouble to check out, making them appear just plain dumb. You get no argument from me; I think that before any receptivity to irrational ideas comes basic intelligence: dumb is dumb...... But that MIGHT be a little harsh... however not so harsh that I am prepared to take it back.
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